About Raphael

“The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of Raphael, make straight in the desert a highway for our King.”

Raphael emerged from the wilderness with two goals—to sell high quality products for his comrades and to achieve world domination. He is an exceptionally fine lad who embodies all the characteristics a King ought: intelligence, generosity, good humor, and fluffiness. Additionally, he is brimming with the entrepreneurial spirit and will stop at nothing to ensure his customers receive the best product for the best price. If there is a product you are interested in purchasing but do not see listed, Raphael will exercise his power as King to ensure it is listed as soon as possible.